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the knights-第7部分

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me? Is it not I who curbed the pederasts by erasing Gryttus' name from

the lists of citizens?

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    Ah! noble Inspector of Arses; let me congratulate you。 Moreover;

if you set yourself against this form of lewdness; this pederasty;

it was for sheer jealousy; knowing it to be the school for orators。

But you see this poor Demos without a cloak and that at his age too!

so little do you care for him; that in mid…winter you have not given

him a garment with sleeves。 Here; Demos; here is one; take it!

                          (He gives DEMOS a cloak; DEMOS puts it on。)

  DEMOS

    This even Themistocles never thought of; the Piraeus was no

doubt a happy idea; but I think this tunic is quite as fine an

invention。

  CLEON

    Must you have recourse to such jackanapes' tricks to supplant me?

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    No; it's your own tricks that I am borrowing; just as a drunken

guest; when he has to take a crap; seizes some other man's shoes。

  CLEON

    Oh! you shall not outdo me in flattery! I am going to hand Demos

this garment; all that remains to you; you rogue; is to go and hang

yourself。

  DEMOS (as CLEON throws a cloak around his shoulders)

    Faugh! may the plague seize you! You stink of leather horribly。

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    Why; it's to smother you that he has thrown this cloak around

you on top of the other; and it is not the first plot he has planned

against you。 Do you remember the time when silphium was so cheap?

  DEMOS

    Aye; to be sure I do!

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    Very well! it was Cleon who had caused the price to fall so low;

that all might eat it; and the jurymen in the Courts were almost

asphyxiated from farting in each others' faces。

  DEMOS

    Hah! why; indeed; a Dungtownite told me the same thing。

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    Were you not yourself in those days quite red in the gills with

farting?

  DEMOS

    Why; it was a trick worthy of Pyrrhandrus!

  CLEON

    With what other idle trash will you seek to ruin me; you wretch!

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    Oh! I shall be more brazen than you; for it's the goddess who

has commanded me。

  CLEON

    No; on my honour; you will not! Here; Demos; feast on this dish;

it is your salary as a dicast; which you gain through me for doing

naught。

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    Wait! here is a little box of ointment to rub into the sores on

your legs。

  CLEON

    I will pluck out your white hairs and make you young again。

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    Take this hare's tail to wipe the rheum from your eyes。

  CLEON

    When you wipe your nose; clean your fingers on my head。

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    No; on mine。

  CLEON

    On mine。 (To the SAUSAGE…SELLER) I will have you made a

trierarch and you will get ruined through it; I will arrange that

you are given an old vessel with rotten sails; which you will have

to repair constantly and at great cost。

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    Our man is on the boil; enough; enough; enough; he is boiling

over; remove some of the embers from under him and skim off his

threats。

  CLEON


    I will punish your self…importance; I will crush you with imposts;

I will have you inscribed on the list of the rich。

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    For me no threat…only one simple wish。 That you may be having some

cuttle…fish fried on the stove just as you are going to set forth to

plead the cause of the Milesians; which; if you gain it; means a

talent in your; pocket; that you hurry over devouring the fish to rush

off to the Assembly; suddenly you are called and run off with your

mouth full so as not to lose the talent and choke yourself。 There!

that is my wish。

  LEADER OF THE CHORUS

    Splendid! by Zeus; Apollo and Demeter!

  DEMOS

    Faith! here is an excellent citizen indeed; such as has not been

seen for a long time。 He's truly a man of the lowest scum! As for you;

Paphlagonian; who pretend to love me; you only feed me on garlic。

Return me my ring; for you cease to be my steward。

  CLEON

    Here it is; but be assured; that if you bereave me of my power; my

successor will be worse than I am。

  DEMOS

    This cannot be my ring; I see another device; unless I am going

purblind。

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    What was your device?

  DEMOS

    A fig…leaf; stuffed with bullock's fat。

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    No; that is not it。

  DEMOS

    What is it then?

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    It's a gull with beak wide open; haranguing the people from the

top of a stone。

  DEMOS

    Ah! great gods!

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    What is the matter?

  DEMOS

    Away! away out of my sight! It's not my ring he had; it was that

of Cleonymus。 (To the SAUSAGE…SELLER) Wait; I'll give you this one;

you shall be my steward。

  CLEON

    Master; I adjure you; decide nothing till you have heard my

oracles。

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    And mine。

  CLEON

    If you believe him; you will have to prostitute yourself for him。

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    If you listen to him; you'll have to let him peel you to the

very stump。

  CLEON

    My oracles say that you are to reign over the whole earth; crowned

with chaplets。

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    And mine say that; clothed in an embroidered purple robe; you

shall pursue Smicythe and her spouse; standing in a chariot of gold

and with a crown on your head。

  DEMOS

    Go; fetch me your oracles; that the Paphlagonian may hear them。

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    Willingly。

  DEMOS

    And you yours。

  CLEON

    I'll run。

                                 (He rushes into the house of DEMOS。)

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    And I'll run too; nothing could suit me better!

                                               (He departs in haste。)

  CHORUS (singing)

    Oh! happy day for us and for our children if Cleon perish。 Yet

just now I heard some old cross…grained pleaders on the marketplace

who hold not this opinion discoursing together。 Said they; 〃If Cleon

had not had the power; we should have lacked two most useful tools;

the pestle and the soup…ladle。〃 You also know what a pig's education

he has had; his school…fellows can recall that he only liked the

Dorian style and would study no other; his music…master in displeasure

sent him away; saying; 〃This youth; in matters of harmony; will only

learn the Dorian style because it is akin to bribery。〃

  CLEON (coming out of the house with a large package)

    There; look at this heap; and yet I'm not bringing them all。

  SAUSAGE…SELLER (entering witk an even larger package)

    Ugh! The weight of them is squeezing the crap right out of me; and

still I'm not bringing them all!

  DEMOS

    What are these?

  CLEON

    Oracles。

  DEMOS

    All these?

  CLEON

    Does that astonish you? Why; I have another whole boxful of them。

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    And I the whole of my attic and two rooms besides。

  DEMOS

    Come; let us see; whose are these oracles?

  CLEON

    Mine are those of Bacis。

  DEMOS (to the SAUSAGE…SELLER)

    And whose are yours?

  SAUSAGE…SELLER (without hesitating)

    Glanis's; the elder brother of Bacis。

  DEMOS

    And of what do they speak?

  CLEON

    Of Athens and Pylos and you and me and everything。

  DEMOS

    And yours?

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    Of Athens and lentils and Lacedaemonians and fresh mackerel and

scoundrelly flour…sellers and you and me。 Ah ha! now watch him gnaw

his own tool with chagrin!

  DEMOS

    Come; read them out to me and especially that one I like so

much; which says that I shall become an eagle and soar among the

clouds。

  CLEON

    Then listen and be attentive! 〃Son of Erechtheus; understand the

meaning of the words; which the sacred tripods set resounding in the

sanctuary of Apollo。 Preserve the sacred dog with the jagged teeth;

that barks and howls in your defence; he will ensure you a salary and;

if he fails; will perish as the victim of the swarms of jays that hunt

him down with their screams。〃

  DEMOS

    By Demeter! I do not understand a word of it。 What connection is

there between Erechtheus; the jays and the dog?

  CLEON

    I am the dog; since I bark in your defence。 Well! Phoebus commands

you to keep and cherish your dog。

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    That is not what the god says; this dog seems to me to gnaw at the

oracles as others gnaw at doorposts。 Here is exactly what Apollo

says of the dog。

  DEMOS

    Let us hear; but I must first pick up a stone; an oracle which

speaks of a dog might bite my tool。

  SAUSAGE…SELLER

    〃Son of Erechtheus; beware of this Cerberus that enslaves free

men; he fawns upon you with his tail when you are dining; but he is

lying in wait to devour your dishes should you turn your head an

instant; at night he sneaks into the kitchen and; true dog that he is;

licks up with one lap of his tongue both your dishes and。。。。 the

islands。〃

  DEMOS

    By god; Glanis; you speak better than your brother。

  CLE
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